Hello World! This is my first blog and I am super excited to share my everyday experiences, real life scenarios / situations, somewhat disturbing interactions, great moments etc. on so many different levels and with so many people from all walks of life, where I can truly say “you cannot make this up.” I often will do a self swirl with my index finger around myself and say the same thing “you cannot make this up” just because I have the gift of making people laugh, look at me in amazement for most likely doing something or saying something off the wall, tripping over my feet, coming up with some random word or words to describe someone / something in order to seize the moment so that I can basically talk about people while in the presence of others without them even knowing that I’m talking about them. I know it sounds a tad cray but, believe when I say that I can be so entertaining! Hence, why you “cannot make this up”.
My goal with my blog is to provide some level of the humor, most likely off the wall type of humor to someone or to people that do not take themselves or life too seriously…I mean who wants to go through life being serious all the time? I know I don’t!
I would like to think that the people that associate with me (i.e. my husband, friends that I can count on my fingers, and a few work associates) knew what they were signing up for when the accepted me in their life. Unfortunately, my children do not have a choice at least, till age 18 to put up with their “oh” so different; in a good way, mother.
If you couldn’t tell by the categories in my Menu, I have a lot to contribute on a plethora of various topics. I enjoy using the word “plethora” any chance I can because it’s such a cool word that when said correctly, provides not only a certain level of emphasis but, also attitude all wrapped up in one little word. In a “valley girl” kind of way (“As If”). If you got that, you’re my peoples!
So, beware that you have a former spelling bee champion (from Catholic School) that will use vocabulary words that you probably have not seen nor heard since grammar school, pretty randomly or throughout my blogs.
Now, close your eyes and take your index finger, swirl it in a circle (like your making a Halo) near the top of your head and say “you cannot make this up”!
Now it’s official, your now a part of the you “Cannot Make This Up” Club! Cheers to your addiction to reading my blog as often as you can and laughing your Tuchus off!
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My privacy disclaimer is that all non video blogs on “all of the above” will often times have fictitious names to protect the anonymity (LOVE Vocabulary) of the people being referenced…and I will never sell your information to third parties.