I’m BacK!!! You thought I was gone? Not! I’ve been on hiatus and now I’m back! My re-inaugural post will be on the topic of the classic “Jedi Mind Trick!” The Jedi Mind Trick is the action of initiating or starting an argument with your lady / man on the premise of thinking, assuming or confronting them for cheating on you. Fuck, who needs proof? Just throw in an insinuation that they’re cheating, see how they react! Then insert some mild or extreme threats in the mix such as leaving them or putting them out. Don’t forget to disrupt the whole family environment (i.e. get the children / family upset) and see what happens. This is the not so subtle art of the Jedi Mind Trick.
If used correctly, it can be used to deflect from your own cheating, used to curb some mischievous inappropiate behavior between them and someone else and / or can be used to manipulate others who may have entertained leaving a relationship into staying in an otherwise dying situation. The Jedi Mind Trick can fuck someone’s head up so bad that one can manipulate this person into handing over their credit cards for mindless shopping, giving you the password to their cellphone, giving you an unlimited amount of sex, have the person all up in your face all of the time (i.e. constant attention), have you alienate your personal life, family and friends that you once had and all without having any concrete proof of you cheating. Yes, I said it! Without any real proof of cheating! You’d be surprised how many people fall for the Jedi Mind Trick. Fear can paralyze you! And Jedi Masters know this…
Not all people are innocent and Karma will take care of them. This blog is for the peeps that aren’t cheating, were cheating but, got rid of all their receipts and / or woke up and decided to make their existing relationships work.
Does this sound familiar to you? Have you ever used the Jedi Mind Trick? If so, did I capture the reason why you used it? Shit, I’ve used all of the above scenarios! Was I successful? I’ll never tell but, I will tell you that if you ever find yourself in any of these scenarios, please don’t be naïve! Game attracts game, playa!
If you’re on the receiving end of the Jedi Mind Trick take a deeper dive especially, if you’re innocent! Ask the person “whatcha you been up to?” Have they been acting different? Looking and smelling extra good lately? Is the love-making the same? Are they present when making love or are they distant? Depending on your answers, you can avoid having the Jedi Mind Trick used on you and will be able to initiate “Two Can Play That Game!”
By the way, if your my peoples and I find out that you’ve been a victim of the Jedi Mind Trick, I will kindly provide you with my address so that you can mail me your “playa” card because it’s been “revoked!” You’ve been warned! Catch a replay of the movie “Two Can Play That Game”, take my exam and maybe I’ll give you your “playa” card back!